Us Two
Alan Alexander Milne
Wherever I am, there’s always Pooh,
There’s always Pooh and Me.
Whatever I do, he wants to do,
Where are you going today? says Pooh:
Well, that’s very odd ‘cos I was too.
Let’s go together, says Pooh, says he.
Let’s go together, says Pooh.
What’s twice eleven? I said to Pooh.
(Twice what? said Pooh to Me.)
I think it ought to be twenty-two.
Just what I think myself, said Pooh.
It wasn’t an easy sum to do,
But that’s what it is, said Pooh, said he.
That’s what it is, said Pooh.
Let’s look for dragons, I said to Pooh.
Yes, let’s, said Pooh to Me.
We crossed the river and found a few-
Yes, those are dragons all right, said Pooh.
As soon as I saw their beaks I knew.
That’s what they are, said Pooh, said he.
That’s what they are, said Pooh.
Let’s frighten the dragons, I said to Pooh.
That’s right, said Pooh to Me.
I’m not afraid, I said to Pooh,
And I held his paw and I shouted Shoo!
Silly old dragons!- and off they flew.
I wasn’t afraid, said Pooh, said he,
I’m never afraid with you.
So wherever I am, there’s always Pooh,
There’s always Pooh and Me.
What would I do? I said to Pooh,
If it wasn’t for you, and Pooh said: True,
It isn’t much fun for One, but Two,
Can stick together, says Pooh, says he. That’s how it is, says Pooh.”